holiday mood.....

not in a mood for anything (except sex.....oopsss.....haha) but still lots of official thengs need to be completed before end of the year.....and also need to attend 2 days meeting end of this week......aarrghhhhhhhh!

height of poverty - wife stitching husband's condom;
height of ambition - an ant climbing an elephant's leg with the motive of rape;
height of unemployment - a spider web in a prostitute's pussy;
height of laziness - naked man lying on top of naked woman waiting for an earthquake to do the rest;

p.s Blessed Christmas and Happy New Year 2009 to all........

update: nah eja mood pun jadi mode....ketara blurr ba....kekeke

if today was your last day......

by Nickelback

My best friend gave me the best advice,
he said each day's a gift and not a given right.
Leave no stone unturned, leave your fears behind...
And try to take the path less traveled by.
That first step you take is the longest stride.

If today was your last day,
and tomorrow was too late.
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past,
donate every dime you have?
If today was your last day...

If today was your last day...

Against the grain should be a way of life,
what's worth the prize is always worth the fight.
Every second counts 'cause there's no second try,
so live like you'll never live it twice.
Don't take the free ride in your own life...

If today was your last day,
and tomorrow was too late.
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past,
donate every dime you have?
Would you call old friends you never see?
Reminisce of memories,
would you forgive your enemies?
Would you find that one you're dreamin' of?
Swear up and down to God above,
that you finally fall in love...
If today was your last day...

If today was your last day...
Would you make your mark by mending a broken heart?
You know it's never too late to shoot for the stars,
regardless of who you are...
So do whatever it takes,
'cause you can't rewind a moment in this life...
Let nothin' stand in your way,
'cause the hands of time are never on your side...

If today was your last day,
and tomorrow was too late,
could you say goodbye to yesterday?

Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past,
donate every dime you have?
Would you call old friends you never see?
Reminisce of memories,
would you forgive your enemies?
Would you find that one you're dreamin' of?
Swear up and down to God above,
that you finally fall in love...
If today was your last day...

p.s so let nothing stand in your way 'cause the hands of time are never on your side.....what's worth the prize is always worth the fight!!

sinta karas.....!

Instead of choosing to face the regret of losing you,
I'm choosing to face the pain of loving you,
If our destination is hell, let's go together....!

fascinated and impressed......

Saw this piece of 'amazing art work' whilst doing by blog hopping. I find this really funny and i just can't help it but to post it here :).....i hope no copyright permission is required...hehe

A prayer on one depressing day......

Dear God, please find me a boyfriend…
Life suddenly seems so bleak… what’s with the petrol hike and all…
I can no longer frolic as I please… For distance will consume me…
Bless him with a license… and of course with a car, and a less petrol – consuming one while You’re at that…
Make him a nice guy…
A gentleman he is, he’ll never ask to split…
Who’ll drive me anywhere, everywhere...
The one who won’t complain…
The one who’ll bear the traffic jam… and slowpokes included too…

Dear God… Please find me a boyfriend…
One with a penchant for finery…
And money flowing free…
So that I’ll have no worry…
When I want to eat for free…
And for doorstep delivery…

Dear God… Please find me a boyfriend…
With a thing for watching movies…
One that would sit still and quiet throughout the show…
One who will obediently silent his phone…
One who would even watch chick – flit and comedy…
One who dislike popcorn but would still buy one to share…
And of course, will pay for all…
Or download all for me…

Dear God, please find me this boyfriend…
Though he sounds too good to be true…
Though I’d rather if You give me an oil rig…
Where hunks dig money for me…
While I watch with glee…

p.s Dear God.....please make all my wishes come true.........

I wish.....

I wish i can have something to turn to..............
something that is sexy and hug able.................
something that does not complain....................
something that will be there anytime I'm in need (ahem)...........

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I wish.....i wish.....i wish........i can have something like this........

p.s you're so damn handsome.......you are far better looking than those guys that i see around......I'll give my everything to have you....haha

My yummy lunch.......

OK sorry for not updating for quite sometime (macam la da org mau baca...eehehe) but i did warn you earlier that i'm a lazy ass besides i'm fully occupied with official thingy......however i still got time for blog hopping as it does not require much of my brain and energy.....unfair? haha

it's quite nice reading those postings of my fellow blogger even though some postings are just 'nonsense' but that what makes my blog hopping enjoyable.....so being fair to everyone.......here's sth from me.....a picture of my lunchie munchie yesterday at fish and co, warisan square.......been to this place few times but this is the first time that i bother to take pic of the food that i eat! I guess i should do this more often starting from now on ......

so sorry i forgot the name of this menu but the price is rm17.90....it has fish in butter and tomato sauce, rice and mix vegi in it.....the drink is called pink passion rm5.90....

closer view...it's so damn yummy....i can feel the freshness of the food...worth my money!

still not enuf with the big lunch? i headed to secret recipe and take away this carrot cake rm5

how come it's out of shape? yummy when you eat it with hot tea......but i prefer the brownie...

So enjoy the view....really soothing to the eyes....

A story about 'body'......

There is a story about 4 people named EVERYBODY, SOMEBODY, ANYBODY and NOBODY. There was an important job to be done and EVERYBODY was sure that SOMEBODY would do it. ANYBODY could have done it, but NOBODY did it. SOMEBODY got angry about that, because it was EVERYBODY's job. EVERYBODY thought anybody could do it, but NOBODY realized that EVERYBODY wouldn't do it. It ended up that EVERYBODY blamed SOMEBODY when NOBODY did what ANYBODY could have.

p.s i feel so damn sleepy.....i couldn't sleep last nite due to teh tarik intoxication.......i should have never taken it late in the evening......i guess i managed to sleep only around 2.30am......damnnnn!

monday bluessssssssssss

Salute her...

During this long holiday.....

some of us might be enjoying ourselves with fun activities
some have to work.......
some are bored to death..........
but can you do this much?





p.s i hope by now you have the idea how to kill your boredom-ness.....

Sexy name.....

I find this very interesting so I'm curious to find out how true the result can be! Let's see.....

What's Sexy About Your Name

You are sexy because you are very physically attractive. You're the type of person many people find sexy. And you make sure that you always look your best. You love turning heads. You have major sexual chemistry with a lot of people. You provoke strong emotions. Some people strongly dislike you, but it's only because they want you so badly. And you're not above turning enemies into lovers. You're a true rule breaker when it comes to sex. No one is going to fence you in. If it feels good, you're into it. Physical gratification is the most important thing to you.

very physically attractive? a true rule breaker? hahaha....let you be the judge

'husband'

Tall, dark and handsome?....i guess better description would be big, dark and macho......big? mmmmmm.......kekeke

Awards

What have I done to get such awards? (aisey pura2 minta puji...keke).....btw, thanx to urang ranau and wel for such amazing awards.....actually you deserve these awards more than i am (bila plak aku pandai merendah diri ni? hehe).....it really kills my free time to read those interesting and informative posts of yours.....tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiii sy suka daaa klu kana award duit....hahaha.


p.s i'll pass around the awards later once i found calon yg sesuai....mcm mau cari calon suami ba...kekeke

Drooling....

Looking at this kinda body.......i just can't help myself but drools......haha

............so what do you think?

p.s to the owner of this body....pls don't sue me....hehe

Tag

1. The who tag/pass you is?
Wel the macho man

2. Your relationship with him/her is?
I wish I have

3. Your 5 impressions of him/her?
Logop, beer, boroi, shy and ada tangan yg tough ba (smp berdarah hidung nampak haha)

4. The most memorable thing she/he had done for you?
Kita berlari2 bawah pokok timadang ka tu wel

5. The most memorable thing she/he had said to you?
Kenot remember ba abis khayal2 saja klu sama c wel

6. If she/he become your lover you will?
Sure I will ahem ahem....what else?

7. If she/he become your lover, thing she/he has to improve on will be?
Dgn tangan yg tough tu i think u got noting to improve wel.....muahaha

8. If she/he become your enemy, you will?
Jesus said love ur enemy so i left wit no choice

9. If she/he become your enemy, the reason will be?
Tidak memuaskan ba....kekeke

10. The most desired thing you want to do for her/him now is?
To undress him..

11. Your overall impression of her/him is?
Beer guy but i think he is a good person.....cool, responsible and hard working (bah laksa penang satu.....)

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
Why should i care?

13. The characters you love of yourself are?
Very skillful ba....

14. On the contrary, the characters you hate of yourself are?


15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Beautiful, sexy, kind hearted, happy and rich.......

16. For people that care and like you, say something to them:

Aramaiiitieeeeeeeeeeeee.............

17. I will stop answering at this point....too long nda larat....hehe
Don't take it seriously wel....joking only.....